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Get the t-shirt... it's only $25. It fits both men and women, and you have the option of different colored shirts.
Get the iPhone Cover... it's only $49. Remind yourself constantly how miserable you are with this iPhone cover.
These are all sold on Zazzle, so you'll probably get a discount on the products. Who really cares about discounts, though, when you are in love and the person doesn't love you back!!